Pat… [practices karate and sneaks over to Sandy's door as Sandy hums "Jingle Bells"] Category:VeggieTales transcripts | Big Idea Wiki | Fandom. C'mon! Squidward: ♪What? I made it for you so you wouldn't be left out when... Santa came! The PBS Kids Characters: Merry Christmas! Let's Go! - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts. There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow! All the engines were busy with the final preparations. It's almost Christmas in Encino, California, and Patchy the Pirate, president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, is deep in preparations for the holiday. He made me a present? [he blows on his pipe, and bubbles emerge] Why, I'll bet old SpongeBob is gearing up for Santa Claus right now! My sanity. Patchy: That's right, Potty! This page is the transcript for "The Christmas Special". The Fat Controller wanted this year’s carol party to be an extra special celebration. Merry Christmas! Who is it? Hi Santa... Big Idea Wiki. Let's sing till Santa gets here. Who, me? Although Norman’s annual Christmas celebrations looked different, the spirit and joy surrounding them were the same Saturday night. Merry Christmas, Miss Shields. He was so nice Squidward... SpongeBob: Okay, who's next? This is the episode transcript to The Best Christmas Gift. He switches his patch over to the other eye] Hey, that's better! Squidward: SpongeBob, grow up will ya? [cries some more] SpongeBob: But the best part is you can write a letter to this guy, Santa Claus, and tell him what you want, and when he comes he brings it to you. [Patchy walks over to a desk] [Patchy ducks] Patrick: Like a genie. (PBS Kids Theme Song and Title Card) Dash: Hi! Next transcript: Despicable Me 3: The Secret Life of Pets 2: Bob: I-Illumination! A Christmastime drama centered around the Whitfield family's first holiday together in four years. Airdate: Snowball: Aw, man. watch 01:38. Potty: [squawks] Give us a lick! [donkey appears on screen making noises] 'Cause it feels like the first Christmas to me.♪ [laughs at SpongeBob] [transition to the musical number, "The Very First Christmas"] Fire in the hole! Ho, ho, ho... [slips off the roof and hits the ground] Big Idea Wiki. Think. Credits. Merry Christmas. Good night, and happy holidays. 1 Episode Starts 2 Elmore Hospital 3 The Watterson Home 4 Elmore Shopping 5 Leaving Elmore Shopping 6 Back at the Watterson Home 7 Christmas is Cancelled 8 Santa's Sleigh [The episode begins by showing various Elmore citizens in the street celebrating Christmas. Who's there? SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. SpongeBob: Sure, buddy. SpongeBob: [as a puppet] Ahoy, Patrick! wasn't screwed on just right.. 28 Edit. Patchy: [the cookies are shaped like SpongeBob and Patrick] This here cookie dough is for the children, not for pesky parrots. Potty: [squawks] They didn't? Oh, I see a great Christmas photo op. [A mail truck drives through the mountain range. So you’ve decided to write a movie script for the Hallmark Channel holiday season. Ho, ho, ho! 1 Transcript 1.1 A Letter From a Kid 1.2 VeggieTales Theme Song 1.3 Christmas Foods 1.4 Why Christmas is Worth Celebrating 1.5 Junior Shepherd 1.6 Wisemen 1.7 Let There Be Joy 1.8 The King is Here 1.9 Kingdom of God 1.10 O … [He keeps making noises. Santa's coming tonight.♪ Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly! [Squidward gives the little girl two forks] [Sandy plugs in Christmas lights outside her tree and SpongeBob freaks out] Fire! [puts the letter in a bottle] Patrick, I designed this mechanism specifically to shoot bottles to the surface. SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Mr. Krabs. [He picks up a picture of SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Santa doesn't come till Christmas Eve. [Patrick and a snowman walk away] Category:Episode transcripts | Encyclopedia SpongeBobia | Fandom. [Potty flies back and forth] by October 14, 2020. wakes him up), Music: Bikini Bottom "Santa's Coming Tonight". Come on! Stand back, Sandy, fire! This is a transcript for the VeggieTales Christmas Spectacular!. (opening fanfare, overhead shot of the stage) Mr. Nezzer (VO): Live from Big Idea Studios in Lombard, Illinois...Big Idea Productions presents... ("The VeggieTales Christmas Spectacular" logo) Mr. Nezzer (VO): The VeggieTales Christmas Spectacular! Big Idea Wiki. (The video starts where the North Pole sign is shown. The Finster Who Stole Christmas (Episode)/Transcript < The Finster Who Stole Christmas (Episode) Edit. Episode №: Turn on the Weather Channel! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Or a shaving kit? Kluger from the song "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town."] Potty! Potty flies over and squawks. [pans over live-action houses.] There's got to be something around here. ... but you still can't get comfortable where he can see you. Next, Little Bill points to a Captain Brainstorm rocket eraser, and Al hands it to him. Patchy picks one up] Aw... Potty left me a little Christmas present. Jesse Wells, co-owner of Wells Family Christmas Tree Farm, prepares a Christmas tree in … Warm regards, Santa Claus. SpongeBob: Great, Mr. Krabs. Potty flies out, and there is a nest underneath her. Gallery. This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!♪ SpongeBob: C'mon, Squidward. [Squidward walks outside to see everything decorated on his house] Dash Here! SpongeBob has got you all fooled! Hello? Merry Larry and the True Light of Christmas/Transcript Minnesota Cuke and the Coconut Apes/Transcript Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Noah's Umbrella/Transcript [laughs] Haha. ♪Santa's coming tonight, tonight. I gave away all my stuff just 'cause SpongeBob wouldn't be sad. Squidward: [alarm goes off] Ah, morning already? Patchy: A very good question. Transcript. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas_Who%3F/transcript?oldid=3417416", [SpongeBob is seen dancing with different Christmas backgrounds], [Squidward walks outside to see everything decorated on his house]. That is my wish. did not. SpongeBob: Squidward, c'mon. I just thought that you'd be getting tired of the same old stuff. Patchy: Dee dee, dee dee dee dee. A writing stick. Patrick: ♪A star on top will complete all the scenery!♪ [Gary meows] This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.♪ Patchy: [to the tune of "Jingle Bells"] Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho. Mr. Krabs: Pipe down, Squidward. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. The Land Before Time Transcripts; The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists; The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure; The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving; The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island C'mon out! Squidward hasn't written his letter yet! 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Squidward: I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts. Christmas/Transcript < Christmas. Fred: Thanks for the lies, Mr. Fairytale! But I think that. Squidward: Excuse me, coming through, out of the way. Potty: Give us a kiss! The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. In it are a few eggs she laid, wrapped in bows. [presses it and the bottle shoots up to the surface] Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom. Episodes. [The exterior of Patchy's house is shown. Who's there? SpongeBob: Hey, you're S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... [takes a deep breath] S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... [takes a deep breath] S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... [he sits down] No, it's time to open fan letters! Old Man Jenkins: And mine! This is the transcript for It's Always Christmas With You!. I feel like a... [donkey appears on screen and makes noises] big jerk. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Snowball: Hmm. Add new page. Register Start a Wiki. Episode Info. Don't be a party pooper! Squidward: Merry Christmas, SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs: ♪Here's a special something to you from me.♪ Just one last time, huh? You can help DuckTales Wiki by expanding it. [the words "Happy Holidays" are spelled out on screen] Some say her parents did it, while others have said that JonBenet Ramsey is alive, grown up. SpongeBob: What diabolical act is she committing now? You're dying. (They all shrug and form a circle.) Let's go waste our time somewhere else. Can there be a Christmas under the sea? Squidward: Ho, ho, ho! Disneyland Paris - Space Mountain 1995 VHS UK Advert; Opening to The Sword in the Stone 1995 UK VHS; Walt Disney Home Video Promo; Walt Disney Home Video Promo-0 Now his eye patch is back on] Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? Huh? Patchy: Back off, you flying freak! Shelly: Do you have a present for me, Santa? Patchy looks out the window] What's that? [Patchy laughs] DONNA: I'm not wasting a second in this place. SpongeBob: Right, too formal. I don't wanna kiss you! What's this? No, we talked about this. History Talk (0) Comments Share. spongebob christmas who transcript. Patchy: Oh, hi kids. [Potty, a puppet bird on strings, flies in] What's your wish? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Christmas Who?" [Potty squawks some more] Quiet, infernal bird! Potty: [squawks] Here you go! SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.♪ Show yourself. Games Movies TV Video. The set on the Paramount lot was refurbished for the next Christmas classic. SpongeBob: You're welcome. But you know they didn't always celebrate Christmas in Bikini Bottom. And your flying machine? Citizens: ♪Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Squidward: Yawn. Transcript Wiki. Christmas. [he limps over to the fireplace] And there ain't nothing better in the seven seas than a Bikini Bottom Christmas. Enough of this. - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts. from season two, which aired on December 6, 2000. He was here just like I said! [Patchy gets up and takes off his glasses. Part 1 (The episode begins with Santa's Workshop on a snowy day, but then it explodes. SpongeBob: Great, Squidward, you finished. Now, Patchy is mixing cookie dough] I too am also preparing for Christmas. DONNA: Merry Christmas. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus. Sandy: [laughs] No. A large chimney rises from the ground next to his house, and a gigantic funnel pops out of it with the words "Welcome Santa" in neon letters] I'm ready! Home Alone Script (1990) 2. Manzillas: (singing) It's a long way from the North Pole It's a long way to where I am It's a long way from the North Pole Simon: (singing offscreen.) No one's going to give me a gift just because I write them a stupid letter. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? It's all that's left. Dot and The PBS Kids Characters: (Cheering) (Song Starts) Dash, Dot and The PBS Kids Characters: (Singing) Dashing Through The Snow In A One Horse Sleigh O'er The Fields We Go, Laughing All The Way! the whole Christmas season.. Now, please, don't ask why. Sponge on the Run. Santa's coming tonight. He made my Christmas wish come true, he won't let you down. Squidward: I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob; you did. A Christmas Carol Original Airdate: 25 Dec, 2010 [Starliner] (Near a planet with a thick cloudy atmosphere and a lovely view of the Horse Head Nebula.) This thing is as good as a blank check direct from the First National Bank of Santa Claus. All he wanted was to spread a little joy. The PBS Kids Characters: Merry Christmas! Games Movies TV Video. [back at Patchy's house, a sailboat with a homemade Sponge and Pat moves in front of a picture of the island, which has a bunch of presents on it] With Jim Carrey, Taylor Momsen, Kelley, Jeffrey Tambor. FANDOM. It could be perhaps. Transcript. Little Girl: Thanks, Santa. [dressed like Santa Claus] I mean, uh... Merry Christmas, little boy! See, he is real. It's probably a jellyfish net, or an old Krabby patty, or... [imitates a hillbilly] his favorite underpants. Three bells! I'm Santa. [in his sleigh flying] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. She looks at the one for Rose and gazes wistfully into the distance. The first Christmas is this Christmas. [Potty squawks, still not letting go] Come on, give it, you birdbrain! Whoo! [Patchy sees an empty bowl of cookie dough, accompanied by a foghorn noise] You ate all me cookie dough! SpongeBob: [laughs] Today, I'm gonna sneak up and get that Sandy with a super sneaky karate move. This transcript isn't tidy! Hurry! Christmas. ***** Christmas Hide and Seek script excerpt: Narrator: Mary and Joseph had traveled to Bethlehem and now they needed to find a place to sleep for the night. Stub. Christmas Who?/transcript < Christmas Who? Bob: Aw. SpongeBob: Howdy, Claus? What? Add new page. SpongeBob: Hello? So, SpongeBob was sending the last of the letters to Santa... Encyclopedia SpongeBobia. Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! Yoo-hoo. Who you gonna call? Potty falls to the ground, and a puppeteer falls down from above the set. Now I can finish me story! Well, thank you very much, Ralph. Squidward, Squidward! Squidward: [pushes SpongeBob out of his door] I'm not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination. Who wants to hear the story of SpongeBob's very first Christmas? It could be his head. [he takes a lick] Mmm... OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! The hopes of everyone rests on the success of its maiden voyage. Contents. SpongeBob: Ah, well that's the last letter. 1 Episode Starts 2 Elmore Hospital 3 The Watterson Home 4 Elmore Shopping 5 Leaving Elmore Shopping 6 Back at the Watterson Home 7 Christmas is Cancelled 8 Santa's Sleigh [The episode begins by showing various Elmore citizens in the street celebrating Christmas. Season №: [Potty is now incredibly fat. He pulls up his eye patch and replaces it with a pair of reading glasses with one eye covered up] Next With the help of his unenthusiastic assistant, Potty the Parrot, Patchy sets pictures of SpongeBob and Patrick on the mantelpiece, puts up his various SpongeBob-themed ornaments, and bakes Christmas cookies which Potty eats. Hoist the yardarms! ♪This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas. Boy, that SpongeBob makes me as jolly as a roger. 5,663 Pages. No, Potty! Squidward: Up here, you dunce. [Patrick's letter tears in half] Patchy: [makes more sound effects and begins speaking in his own voice] Oh, we're going down! Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? Oh, boy! Squidward: Oh, well, uhh, you see, I'm not really... Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas_Who%3F/transcript?oldid=3417416. Sandy: What in the name of the Alamo is wrong with you, SpongeBob? DOCTOR: I'm not very good with this holdy-hand thing. It's Christmas Island! Rev › Blog › Transcripts › Political Transcripts › Melania Trump Tapes & Recording Transcripts on Child Separation at Border, Christmas First Lady Melania Trump was recorded in the summer of 2018 by her senior advisor Stephanie Winston Wolkoff. 2,558 Pages. Fred: Hey! Patchy screams] SpongeBob: Not yet. History Talk (0) Comments Share. 2 SpongeBob: C'mon, Squidward. SpongeBob: I guess I won't be needing this. [Potty flies over, squawking] Cookie! But best of all, she told of the one they call, Santa Claus. Could you move in a little? Happy New Year. [rushes inside and instead of throwing water on tree, he throws it on Sandy] Huh? Until, It's a Long Way From the North Pole is playing in the background, while their names appear in opening sequence.) [writes letter for Squidward] Dear Santa Claus... [pan over live-action houses] Not your normal, average, everyday.♪ Mr. Krabs: I dunno about you, lubbers, but any fella who's giving away free stuff, is a friend o' mine. Patrick: Wow. (Special begins with a montage of Little Bill, April, and Bobby walking to various places to get Christmas things. He was friendly and kind. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas_Who%3F?oldid=135052. Doctor Who episode transcripts. Cake Family 2022 Christmas/Transcript; Cap Family Holiday Season 2033; Carson Family 2027 Christmas; Cloud Family 2034 Christmas; D Daniels Family Christmas 2017; Dano Family 2028 Christmas; DJ, Diego, and Kyle's 2015 Christmas; E Eastern Family Christmas 2036; Edwards Family Christmas 2016; F Filany Family Christmas 2028; Fink Family 2033 Christmas; Finster Family 2013 Christmas… [He pulls down Potty's strings. Patchy: Potty! 5,663 Pages. My lunch. No! Register Start a Wiki. [scratches the wrench like it's a puppy] Welcome Christmas, while we stand. SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Step outside, we've got something for you to see.♪ The Nightmare Before Christmas Script (1993) 4. Squidward: Ho, ho, ho! SpongeBob: ♪La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!♪ Citizens: ♪Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... [Squidward covers his mouth] Squidward: [gives Patrick a clock] Here you go, Patrick. Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly? Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. To add an article to this category, put [[Category:Season 2 transcripts]] in that article. Patchy: No, you silly livers. Dot and The PBS Kids Characters: (Cheering) (Song Starts) Dash, Dot and The PBS Kids Characters: (Singing) Dashing Through The Snow In A One Horse Sleigh O'er The Fields We Go, Laughing All The Way! SpongeBob: C'mon everybody! Where's Santa? Christmas Who is a transcript. You know, we could have paid for a second room. Whew! Patchy: No sir, my fine feathered little neck pain. Characters . Squidward: Uhh, I loaned them to the Easter bunny. The script for The Christmas on Christmas is hilarious yet believable, heartfelt but also very bot-like. Dash: We're Going To Visit Hershey Park For Christmas! Life is like a hurricane! 515 Pages. Children: [off-screen] Free ice cream! Santa's coming tonight.♪ The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? "Life of Crime" Fish Head: [as voiceover] Name and address withheld! Okay, everybody, we've got a lot to do now that we've summoned Santa Claus. [searches for stuff in his house] Think fast, Santa. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Christmas Who?" Squidward: What? Patrick: He probably just stopped for a snack! Ho, ho, ho. Plankton: ♪People seem a little more brotherly.♪ Patrick: Yay! Get out of here! Huh? SANTA: Why me? He was jolly and he had a beard. [runs into Squidward's house and upstairs to have him write his letter] Think. A Dennis the Menace Christmas; Christmas Holiday Corner; Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat: A Very Marvelous Christmas; Dr. Seuss's Holidays on the Loose; Santa Claus; Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree 2; The Nightmare Before Christmas Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search Sign In Don't have an account? No one has ever been convicted of her murder, and it sparked theories from reasonable to crazy. This page is the transcript for "Christmas in Space". Chronology Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? Santa's coming tonight. from season two, which aired on December 6, 2000. And it's even got my name on it. Yes. Potty: Squ-ouch! Transcript [edit | edit source] Text reads: The Mysteries of Life with Tim and Moby. She told of toy-making elves and flying reindeer. Credits This page's transcript is incomplete for the following reason: ... "There is no place like Whoville around Christmas Day." [squawks] SpongeBob: [laughs] Go ahead, Santa Claus. [faints and falls on Gary's shell] SpongeBob: A present. Narrator: Well, it looks like Patchy's pretty busy at the moment, so I'll say it for him. CLARA: Tough. Ha! Squidward: SpongeBob, no. Ha-ha-ha! [Patchy goes to avoid him] Category:Christmas Transcripts | Transcript Wiki | Fandom. Patchy: Not bad for a creature with no vertebrae. Santa's coming tonight.♪ [closes door] [After the title card and opening credits, SpongeBob is shown waiting on a hill near Sandy's treedome, wearing karate gloves] Patchy: No! Next, Little Bill and Brenda are at Percy's pet store buying hamster treats. [He presses a button on the remote. Christmas in Space/Transcript < Christmas in Space. [does a crazy dance while saying his "ho ho ho"] No one quite knows the reason.. Merry Christmas! He pulls on it and whacks himself in the eye, giving him a black eye. SpongeBob: Is she a friend from Texas? Write a letter. [he puts down SpongeBob's picture] And I'm sure our pal Patrick is doing his share of the decorating. I don't believe in Santa Claus! Don't worry, Sandy, I'm coming! The following is a transcript of an interview with Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar that aired Sunday, December 13, 2020, on "Face the Nation." "Survival of the Idiots" Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? [Cuts to Potty, who looks very drowsy and with bloodshot eyes. Patrick: Santa! SpongeBob: C’mon, Squid, all you have to do is write a letter. [SpongeBob knocks on the door] You might as well take the door. Squidward: Oh, brother. [everyone tries to get Squidward outside] Zoom out to show the boat is on Patchy's head] Trim the sails! Patchy hangs a homemade SpongeBob ornament on a Christmas tree. Squidward: Well, at least it's over. The Doctor Who Transcripts - 11th Doctor Episode Listings: Doctor Who Home: Star Trek Home: Eleventh (or thirteenth) Doctor - Matt Smith This article is a stub. Transcript Public Notices; State Public Notices; Close. Y'all never heard of Christmas? Games Movies TV Video. I'm trying to concentrate. Gallery. Man on Set: [off-screen] Patchy? [SpongeBob's eyes widen] 1 Part 1 1.1 Skips' Story: Planet Celsius 1.2 Interlude 1 1.3 Benson's First Story: 12 Days of Christmas Rock 1.4 Interlude 2 1.5 Part 2 1.6 Mordecai and Rigby's Story: The Fifth Dimension (The episode starts with Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Eileen in the living room, dressed in Christmas sweaters) Hi Five Ghost: First ever Christmas in space, guys! [they wait and wait and then one of the jellyfish jars breaks on SpongeBob's head as the jellyfish floats away] Wikis. Part 1 (The episode begins with Santa's Workshop on a snowy day, but then it explodes. Not again. SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪The world feels like it's in loverly.♪ [SpongeBob does so] Say Santa Claus. SpongeBob: Really? Abigail-Marge: And what about me? [speaking in a megaphone] Merry Christmas! Games Movies TV Video. The alarms go off, and a man in a winter jacket (which is covering up his face), and goggles is running away with a big red present. Category:Finished Transcripts | Big Idea Wiki | Fandom. SpongeBob: Here you go, Patrick. Wait! Scripts # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The Fat Controller was now waiting impatiently for Thomas. Edit source History Talk (0) Share. First, Little Bill, Bobby, and April see a train in a store window. Ho, ho, ho! Patchy: And he writes, "Dear SpongeBob, I am ten years old, and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do. SpongeBob: I knew you'd make it, Santa. Rev › Blog › Transcripts › Political Transcripts › Melania Trump Tapes & Recording Transcripts on Child Separation at Border, Christmas First Lady Melania Trump was recorded in the summer of 2018 by her senior advisor Stephanie Winston Wolkoff. [Patchy shrugs] that his shoes were too tight.. Potty: [squawks] Clarify please. Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob... [hands him another piece] Thanks. Think. An animation shows a house on a snowy night. Wikis. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. [he snaps his fingers] Hey! [he sprays breath freshener in his mouth] Ah, time for somebody to kiss Patchy the Pirate! You can take your seat now, Ralph. Potty: [squawks] Man overboard? [Potty keeps flying around squawking] No, not you Potty! I can't believe you haven't heard of... [makes an adorable face] ...Christmas. People seem a little more brotherly! The Transcript Bulletin Christmas Coloring book is included in today’s paper. Ain't you never seen a Christmas tree before? Citizens: ♪Oh, Santa's coming tonight, tonight. [She puts them on like front teeth] [he screams] Edit. Haha. SpongeBob: And what did you wish for, little girl? SpongeBob: I sure am! Ho, ho, ho! Episodes. Potty squawks and falls to the ground. On the outskirts of Whoville lives a green, revenge-seeking Grinch who plans to ruin Christmas for all of the citizens of the town. The Grinch hated Christmas,. from season two, which aired on December 6, 2000. Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Christmas Who? 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